Former Detroit Lions tight end Joseph Fauria, a man known for his '90s boy band touchdown celebrations, injured himself in what might be the most adorable way possible. Attempting to stop his puppy Lil' Rufio from urinating in his home, like every good dog owner should, Fauria slipped and twisted his ankle. So, yeah, Fauria had to miss a few games of football, but more important, Lil' Rufio is keeping his bladder under control on Fauria's alpaca rug. So it's a win for everyone.
9 of the Most Ridiculous Off-Field Athlete Injuries of All Time
STACK catalogs some of the craziest ways athletes have hurt themselves away from the action.