How Johnny Manziel Will Immediately Improve Your City

If Johnny Manziel comes to your city, he will transform it into a utopia fit for a king. STACK explains how.

How Johnny Manziel Will Improve Minnesota

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How Johnny Manziel Will Improve Minnesota

According to weather.com, the average low in Minnesota during the month of January is 7 degrees Fahrenheit. Johnny Manziel's average temperature from November to February? En Fuego. Bringing Manziel to Minnesota would trigger a complete climate overhaul. Winter snow would melt, flowers would bloom and Minnesota would morph into California. Scientists from all over the world would flock to the Twin Cities to study the phenomenon that is Johnny Football, turning Minneapolis into the nation's premiere environmental science center. Alas, Manziel cannot be understood by science, for he is not of this world.


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