You thought we made this one up, right? In 1990, Toronto Blue Jays designated hitter Glenallen Hill was asleep on the couch when a horrible nightmare woke him up. Like many of us, Hill is terrified of spiders, so naturally he dreamed he was being attacked by hordes of them. In a panic, he flew off the couch and stumbled into a glass table in his living room. The result? A whole bunch of cuts all over his body. At least there were no spider bites.
9 of the Most Ridiculous Off-Field Athlete Injuries of All Time
STACK catalogs some of the craziest ways athletes have hurt themselves away from the action.