When Georgetown's Otto Porter Jr. went third overall to the Washington Wizards, the terrible joke that seemed to permeate the minds of everyone at ESPN working the draft was, "Well, now he won't have to hire a moving crew, LOLZ!"—as if Otto Porter were living in an apartment atop the Verizon Center. He's still going to have to overpay for a U-Haul truck too small for his couch. Well, Shane Battier wants you to know that he gets the joke, and that he's a pretty funny guy too. So he of course opened his interview with a dry "You're going to save so much money on moving costs!"—eliciting the most awkward of laughs from Porter. Oh, Shane. You've broken all our funny bones.
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