Michael Beasley has had a curious pro basketball career. In his seven years in the NBA, he’s played for four different teams, and he’s also spent time playing in China. He’s been in legal trouble and he’s switched hairstyles several times. Back in January, he dropped 63 points in a game in China.
Beasley is back in the NBA now, having signed mid-season to try and boost the middling Houston Rockets’ playoff hopes, and he’s already doing Michael Beasley-esque things. In the midst of a blowout loss to the Los Angeles Clippers, Beasley stepped to the free-throw line and missed the first of two. Furious at the basketball for being a jerk and not going in, he unleashed a primal yell at the ball before lofting his second shot. The basketball, clearly terrified, obeyed Beasley’s panic directions and dropped through the net.
Don’t make Michael Beasley angry. You won’t like him when he’s angry.