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Some of us will never be fortunate enough to touch the rim in our lifetime, much less actually dunk the basketball. That’s why it’s so infuriating to watch Will Barton soar through the air like a man with Moon Shoes permanently glued to his feet. He couldn’t have shared a little of his leaping ability with us common folk? Never thought to offer, out of the kindness of his heart, some of his athleticism to a stranger? That’s rude, Will Barton, and you won’t be forgiven.
Having said all that, maybe keeping those ridiculous hops all to himself is a good thing. Otherwise, we’d never get to see such breathtaking dunks, like the one Barton threw down Monday night, speeding in from the right corner and levitating like he was hit with a spell from Hogwarts. Plus, he got the “and-one” to boot. You’re off the hook for now, Barton.