If I ever found myself on a basketball court with Shaquille O'Neal, the last thing I'd do is try to play post defense against him.
Sure, Shaq is now 45 years old. But he's also still 7-foot-1 and built like a refrigerator. During a recent pick-up game, one random guy found out the hard way that O'Neal is still capable of manhandling anyone in his path:
"Any team who needs a big man, 100 million for 3 years #taxfree #notanoffensivefoul," Shaq writes in the Instagram caption. Not an offensive foul? That's certainly debatable. Hack-a-Shaq might've been a better strategy, but do you really want to try to get physical with Shaq?
Like I said, the best option is probably to never step foot inside the paint. At least that way, you won't go viral for all the wrong reasons.
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