Those toes are an absolute abomination.
These ghastly digits belong to retired NBA veteran Darrell Armstrong.
Armstrong appeared in 840 career NBA games and won the league's Sixth Man of the Year Award in 1999.
Now an assistant coach with the Dallas Mavericks, it was Dirk Nowitzki who decided to bring his foul feet into the public eye via Twitter.
In addition to basketball, Armstrong also played college football at Fayetteville State.
Believe it or not, he was the team's kicker.